The Gadgetorium

 

TALES OF THE INFAMOUS "KNOWN" FAMILY and their feud with the " ’BOUTUS BAND"

this is a taste of the on going saga involving the lives of what most of you out there would consider odd people… as told by Lt’l Sunga Boutus.

 

Sunga was the youngest girl in an all girl family of blue grass musicians known as

 

THE ‘BOUTUS FAMILY BAND :

  * Be sure to check out there debut  single  "IN THE TEMPO OF DELIGHT" .

 

NOAH- Only Male and founder of the Band - deceased

GRANDMA FERGETA BOUTUS -

AINT KNEWA – SPOONS

NONA- FIDDLE

HERDA - LEAD

KARA ( full name – Kar’ Lota ) - LUTES

THAWTA – on DRUMS

RITA – MANDOLIN

NOAH – 2 Tubas

 

The Twins - SEDA & TALKTA (they were both mouthaholics) - VOCALS

and then there was lit'l SUNGA but she aint bigger nuff ta reach the mike yet.

 

THE KNOWN FAMILY: 

Hadah

Aint Ida

The Twins – Shooda & Wishta

and Little Un – Disappeared soon after he was born. Rumor had it he was tryin to escape the Premonition he’d had while taking his first breath… of growing up to be the Manager of a fast food pizza place in a rundown strip mall in the heart of the cough syrup district just south of downtown.

* just minutes after he was born, 

 Ida said - " Here Hadah, you want to hode um"?

Hadah said -  " ummamumbleumah umah O.K."

Then Ida said – " Awwl, aint that cute, he’s tryin to

                            git the gun outa yer holster !

 

... ANYWAY, IN OUR LAST EPISODE, THE ‘BOUTUS BAND WAS PLAYIN UP AT THE "THIRD, FIRST ANNUAL HOG NUT AND JOWL

COOK OFF IN BEAVER CREEK KENTUCKY ONE SUMMER AND THERE WAS SOME SPECTACLE CONCERNING SOME LITTLE KID WHO WAS CAUGHT HIDING UNDER A TABLE IN THE COOK TENT TRYIN' TO EAT HIMSELF TO DEATH … 

 

HIS NAME WAS  Un Known.

... WELL THEY’D DRUG UM UPSTAGE TO THE MIKE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE 'CAUSE I GUESS THEY’D

THOUGHT HE WAS LOST,  AND WAS NOW PRESUMABLY FOUND SO'S SOMEONE COULD COME UP

AND CLAIM HIM… WELL, LITTLE Sunga  WAS LUV STRUCK AT FIRST GLANCE.

ANYWAY, TO MAKE A LONG STORY LONGER,  9 MO.  LATER LITTLE Sunga GAVE BIRTH TO AN ODD

LOOKIN SOMTHIN OR OTHER , AND WHEN ASKED WHO THE FATHER WAS SHE DROPPED HER HEAD

AND REPLIED IN THAT SOFT LITTLE MELODIC VOICE … YOU GUESSED IT "Un Known"

WELL THAT DID IT, FROM THEN ON THE ‘BOUTUS BAND TOURED THE COUNTRY LOOKIN FER

THAT LI’L UN KNOWN RASCAL … CAUSE LIT’L SUNGA WAS HEART BROKE.